Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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