Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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