Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Randomize
