So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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