your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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