susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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