Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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