Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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