Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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