so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
