super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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