Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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