talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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