She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We left an ass print on the piano.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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