Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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