We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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