I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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