Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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