My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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