What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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