You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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