best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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