Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
