But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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