This should be listed under the 1st amendment : freedom of speech, and freedom to get drunk and ride a tractor .. At any hour of the night.. The day that happens ill be a proud American 🇺🇸
If you're able to ride a unicycle, drunk or not...well, damn, I'm impressed - though you can get a DUI on anything mobile with wheels, even your kids tricycle, if you're drunk!
that happened to my neighboor [poor guy died over the winter] he got his truck taken away frm a DUI and had his license suspended, then rode his lawn mower up to the local inn as usual, the police ended up taking away the key to the lawn mower and padlocking it to his shed... god you end up missing the area drunk, lifes alot less eventfull without the guy
you know your in carroll county/bmore county when..... more like
where I'm from you get BUI's (boating under the influence)... My boyfriend got a BUI and a DUI in one day. He loaded the boat onto the trailer and then got in his truck to drive away... and then... fail.
That's standard down here in FLGA - practially a rite of passage for entering redneck society. The real question is whether it was a standard lawn mower or one o' dem dar suped up typies..
DUDE! I once watched my neighbor drive around on his tractor mower for three goddamn hours on a Saturday morning. After that he broke into my house and took all the peanut products I had so he could 'feed his pet elephant.' I've been leaving a bag of peanuts on his doorstep every Saturday ever since.
In MT i saw a guy on a lawnmower drinkin a tall boy drive up a small tree the lawnmower flipped backwards on top of him and he didn't spill a drop of beer! I love MT (Most alcohol consumed per capita!!!!)
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