is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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