Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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