thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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