I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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