Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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