I wish i was in the wii world.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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