If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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