We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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