Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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