the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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