I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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