i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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