Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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