lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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