Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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