I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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