i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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