he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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