It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My dick has a subreddit
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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