Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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