It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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