brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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