I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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