So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My feet surprised me
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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