jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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