Just fell off a train. Bad.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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