just come out here and I will go home with you...
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
