I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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