But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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