5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
