she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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