in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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