so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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