So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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